9 Things You Should/Shouldn't Do During Halloween Horror Night 4.
(In my opinion at least)
1. DONT FREAKING WEAR HEELS.
Excuse me Miss Fashionista. I understand that you feel short and need to wear heels to be more confident and whatnot. I feel you. I'm at an adorbable 155cm. But seriously, When you go to HHN4, you're expected to run for your life, get water sprayed at you (slippery floors), a great percentage of your trip WILL BE waiting in line for God know how long to enter a haunted house. Do us all a favour and wear some flats or sports shoes. When I spot girls in heels, I ask my performers around me to target them cos I want to see them fall flat on their noses. Its not that I'm mean, it's that you're an easy target with a bulleyes on your forehead.
2.Track lightly.
This is for your own good I swear. Get a locker or come with as little things as possible. (wallet, camera, phone, portable charger) Trust me you'll enjoy th experience more.
3. PLEASE STAY AT HOME.
If you are really like super duper scared of these kind of things. Yup. Half th event has passed by and I have already saw 3 girls that needed to be escorted out by my team mates or th RIP guides.Guys, please don't bring your girlfrs just because you want to act macho and protect her and whatnot. TOLONG. Giving all of us problems and ruining th experience for th people around you cos we stop our scare actors while your girlfr is being escorted out.
4. DONT FREAKING "SCARE" MY PERFORMERS.
No, It does not scare us. Yes, you look like a complete and utter retard. Please, wanna scare, audition next year.
5. Don't touch my performers.
People peg it as "natural reflexes". Yes I understand everyone has this natrual instinct to punch whatever comes your way that scares you. If you know you have this "talent" Please don't make it worse but holding a weapon in your hand (Water bottles, Wands, Light Sticks, Umbrellas) And if you do hit th performers by accident, apologize so we all know it was an accident.
6. Don't run in my Scare Zone or any other haunted houses.
Why? Why? I've seen one malay girl fall and hit her head on one of th wooden blocks, thank god it wasn't metal. I've seen one group of girl collided with my performer and it gave a a shock of my life cos my performer was an old uncle. Ltr something happened to him howwwwww! I've seen one girl that cut her ear on god knows what and needed to get stitches at SGH. If you are truly scared, scream at th top of your lungs. If th performers corner you, continue walking through. They WILL let you pass. Please people, Safety First!
7. Dress lightly.
Berms and Shorts for guys and shorts with tank tops for th girls. Its gonna be freaking hot. Please don't pull out th "clubbing outfits" I WILL laugh at you. Trust me. I have seen guys in jeans and button shirt, girls in tight dresses. Who are you dressing up for seriously. There ain't no podium for you to shake your flat ass on in USS. Take a chill pill please.
8. DON'T HOG UP TH LINE.
There are people in front of you. There are people behind you. When you slow down th freaking line cos you want like a 10M space between you and th person infront of you to get th "Full Experience", you are being a SELFISH DICKHEAD. What makes you so special? You want th "Full Experience"? Pay afew thousand and book a private buyout la. Then we will treat you like a VIP already.
You see when you do your little 10M distance, you are affecting 3 groups of people.
A. The people behind you
They won't even get th "crowded experience" just th "traffic jam" one
B. My performers
By doing so you are making it so as at least 40 guest comes at a same time which means they have to work double as hard to scare th bunch!
C. Thc crew members on set.
We have to make sure that th flow of traffic keeps moving so as to allow more people in. And generally, it pisses me off so I'll scream at y'all to continue moving.
9. Photo Taking
Yes we allow you to take photos in some areas but this ain't a photoshoot you piece of shit! Take one and continue moving. Don't freaking take 10 photos and still be unsatisfied with th picture cos there is a hole in your bangs. Tough luck. Move on.
And flash photography. HELLO! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I SHONE A TORCH IN YOUR EYES FOR LIKE 5MINS. Don't like th feeling right? Don't do unto others then!
Follow this easy 9 pointers and you guys will be model guest for HHN4. All in all, please come. I went through th whole place and really enjoyed myself. Screams for my parents a couple of times but I SURVIVED! Th girl whose scared of th dark survived! So Yup hurry cos theres only 6 days left! See yah at th Bogeyman Scarezone. (P.S. We are one of th scarest as told by th feedback we gotten)
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