Hey Younger Audrey How are you so far? Wait. I already know,
I have lived your life before. Right now, you are in Primary 4. Do not, I repeat,
DO NOT continue the “Catch Them Young” Programme. You have to be afraid of the
Sun, else retards will make you insecure about your skin tone. L Study hard I swear you
will not regret it. Because you didn’t score very well, you went to a stupid
secondary school and you will feel bad there. I will not say why, but my
friends knows.
When you reach secondary One, Mum and Dad will have a huge
fight. I doubt you can do anything to prevent what will happen, but, give your
mum your bed. She shouldn’t be sleeping on the floor. When you reach Sec 2, you
will meet this bro called Daniel. Listen to him, make the police report,
yes it may tear your family apart, but you will be protected from “The Animal”.
(Only one other person will know who you are talking about, don’t lose contact
with this guy, he is a very good friend) You will also meet another guy called
Benjamin Lee, DO NOT GET CLOSE TO HIM, trust me, you will not lose anything.
At Secondary Three, choose the correct friends. They are
real important. Because of the choices you make in this year, it will affect A
LOT. Study hard. O level Examinations, PLEASE STUDY! And read the course
details when choosing courses to apply for. Just a heads up, Dip in Business
Application, IS NOT A BUSINESS COURSE!
At Age 18, you will work at a place called Berrylite. Do not
reply any of the boss’s text that has nothing to do with work. Although the
boss is a perv, you will meet awesome friends there. Shortly after, you will start
clubbing. BEST DECISION EVER. Heehee! Simple reason why it’s a awesome
decision, You will know a guy called Miya. Just don’t get too attached too
quickly! Although, he is your first true love, “Be patient, young jedi”
At the 19, you will write a letter to your 10 year old self,
warn her about the bad things that happened in the life that you lived as I did
for you. What goes around comes around.
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