How to get over a Guy/Bastard that broke your feeble little heart.

So * and I are having th same type of guy trouble and he was bitching to me about it. Okay mine happened quite awhile ago and im a sucker cos im still not getting over th bastard when clearly he has long gotten over me. I swear till th day i find my soul mate, ALL GUYS ARE LABELLED JERKS. True that. Guys break girls hearts. Guys break guys heart. GUYS ARE HEARTLESS.

So i came with with a few steps on how to get over a guy.

#1 Unfollow on twitter, unfriend on facebook.
why? Simple rule. Out of sight, out of mind.

#2 Find a new EyeCandy to drool on.
I dont really know how it works, but i swear it works for me. Maybe because you let your mind be focus on someone other then th jerk that broke your heart! :)

#3 Delete his number off your phone.
I tried changing his name to a stupid word like douchebag, gone, dont reply, but it didnt work. So I asked my friend to delete his number for me. I know i dont have th courage to do it on my own. But beware, you only get to this stage when you know you REALLY wanna move on from him. else you'll feel emotional and kill yourself for deleting his number. And, this only works if you haven already memorized his number. HAHA

#4 Dont reply tweets that he replies to you. 
Confession, I haven reached this point yet. Seriously, if you known me, i made a new twitter account because twitter refuses to let me log in any more. (@awedreee if you didn't already know) This account is a public account and idk if he reads my tweets. anyway, when I want to tweet something that I know will catch his attention, I use my old account to tweet, and surely, he replied and I replied and so forth. But, word to th weak, it sucks you back in to th whole mess you are trying to get out of, so DONT.

#5 Find a new boyfriend and forget about th jerk altogether! 
Waiting to get to this stage but i swear no guys like me. And all th guys i crush on, wont give me th time of day. LE SIGH.

So know anyone thats having guy trouble, can ask them to read this post. I swear I give awesome advise. But too bad i dont practice what i preach. I have awesome tips on dieting too! will do it some other time.